In Other News, My Cat, Stanley, Continues To Make Loyalty Into An Extreme Sport

my Xtremely loyal cat Stanley does his part to celebrate National Beowulf Month

My cat, Stanley (the cat previously known as Gerard Butler) is so loyal he won't leave my side for just one teensy-tiny minute. Isn't that special? However, he is really just rooting for information. He keeps asking me to spoil some of the plot of the new Beowulf movie for him since I seem to know all about it. (Teaser: there is a phallus symbol involved.) But what he really wants to know is who the f*ck is playing Selma.

In other news, I still live with four roommates in a five-bedroom one-bathroom flat with two cats who really, really hate each other.