Sunday, November 18, 2007
CSI. My Apartment. Episode One. The Bathroom.
Slightly disheveled bathroom. Towels hang lopsided from racks. Rumpled bathmat. At least twenty bottles of bath and body products loiter around all corners of the tub and sink.
Camera pans in on chrome toilet paper holder. We absorb the silver color and lack of fluffy white surrounding it. Camera backs up and out of the bathroom turning to open a small linen closet. Camera pans in on empty plastic wrapper that once encased 16 rolls of toilet paper.
The familiar theme song plays: Whooo are you? Who-hoo? Who-hoo?
Commercial break. Then back to the show.
Five people live here. There are five suspects. Interrogation tactics ensue. In an exciting twist of plot, the interrogators are all suspects themselves. Lights shining in eyes. Sleep deprivation. Good cop bad cop. Meanwhile the crime lab examines the evidence. In another exciting plot twist, all of the crime lab technicians are suspects too.
In the end, nobody really knows who used up the last of the toilet paper. Some cases are never solved. But at least everyone suspects each other.