Thursday, November 22, 2007

In Fact, The Turkey Was Not 'Moist.' It Was Dessicate. But Who Am I To Judge? I Just Had A Cheese Sandwich.

Poultry is possibly the most disgusting food on the planet, if you ask me. Which you did not. Gobble gobble. Maybe that is because you never had to watch your mother cook gizzards and eat them just like that. Just boil them in a little pan of clear, innocent water. I would rather change a very dirty diaper of a baby with gastroenteritis than eat gizzards. That is all I have to say today.

1 comment:

Jack Morgan said...

I get really grossed out when people request giblets and gizzards.
If they would just eat them without requesting particular body parts, I might be able to ignore how sick it is.