tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984841813707276756.post6735454753076363387..comments2023-10-29T02:06:57.573-07:00Comments on i was a feral child: that's why I act this way: Beowulf: a great movie for people who believe in the sanctity of their anus and tits.Jenny Draihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08361070816051827772noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984841813707276756.post-38448281972919267412007-11-21T17:17:00.000-08:002007-11-21T17:17:00.000-08:00Not just virgins, raped virgins! Personally, I fo...Not just virgins, raped virgins! Personally, I found that to be the best part, especially since as it turns out, Beowulf is actually afraid of being raped in the ass by some pointy section of the dragon.<BR/><BR/>Nobody likes to be raped. It's impossible. If they want it, it's no longer rape.<BR/><BR/>You forgot to mention that all Christians are frigid and terrible people. I bet if I were a slave living in the 500s I'd be kind of happy about Christianity. The movie definitely chose to ignore that so instead the whole CHristian conversion thing just becomes a big chip on the shoulder of those making the film.<BR/><BR/>More importantly, whatever happened to comitatus, the arrangement between a lord and his retainers? There is just about no reference to this at all in the entire film.<BR/><BR/>Unless I smirked through that part.Jenny Draihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361070816051827772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984841813707276756.post-12207635063041971222007-11-21T16:57:00.000-08:002007-11-21T16:57:00.000-08:00Morals of Beowulf:It's ok to cheat on your wife as...Morals of Beowulf:<BR/>It's ok to cheat on your wife as long as you still love her, and she's cool with it.<BR/>It's ok to get naked in front of men as long as you have nice abs and they sing songs about virgins.<BR/>Women should wear pumps even when they aren't wearing anything else.<BR/>If you want to be the king, you have to be bad ass.Sky Jack Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06274460430707829174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984841813707276756.post-67280818341574173582007-11-21T11:03:00.001-08:002007-11-21T11:03:00.001-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Jenny Draihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361070816051827772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984841813707276756.post-75012556321329942772007-11-21T11:03:00.000-08:002007-11-21T11:03:00.000-08:00Getting poked in the anus is sooooo scary when you...Getting poked in the anus is sooooo scary when you're a testosterone ridden heterosexual teenage boy. <BR/><BR/>Also, I think Beowulf is a control freak.Jenny Draihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361070816051827772noreply@blogger.com